Madness

Listen to this. It's one of my favourite pieces of music. Listen to it, the whole way through, as the changes are some of the best bits. I prefer this version of it, the rawness in it, it's enticing. It's one of those rare pieces of classical music that you can actually dance around to, all over the house, extending, contracting.

    Now, I don't actually know shite about music, and I don't play any instrument. But how wonderful wouldn't it be to be able to play the cello really well.    There is nothing sexier than a woman playing the cello, barefoot, her hair down and damp with sweat, her moving together with the bow, as the cello sits between her legs, quivering with every stroke.