Thieves. Thieves!

Who the fuck steals peanut butter out of an unopened jar standing in somebody else's food cupboard?! Makes me wonder what else has been stolen from my food. And of course, who did it. Because there are five possible candidates, or maybe even more if you count anyone who has visited said five candidates. The candidates are not equally likely though, and in theory I could just ask, but I don't like open conflict, I prefer locking it all up and squinting at everyone entering the kitchen from now on. Also, I'm moving in a months time anyway, and I have good faith in my new co-inhabitants being non-thieving peanut butter-loving people.

I mean, it was even the fancy, expensive type....